P, also known as the King of Yadas and a demigod, is the Lordyada, a role which includes looking at people more snootily than the others and telling us to be reasonable for once, every once in a while. No one quite knows how he came to his position of power, except perhaps as having been the driving force behind the yadas even before there was any such group, or as being the loudest, snarkiest voice among the din of acerbic superposters. However despite the lack of any rhyme or reason (or perhaps because of it), the position is his, and he bears it with precisely the kind of self-deprecating narcissism that marks a true leader.